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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

WIMTS (What I Meant To Say) with Angel....The Bodily Function Edition

WIMTS



That's right! I shall speak of what is going wrong with this body of mine. Believe me, I am ranting. So much, that it looks like another doctor bill is soon to be in my future. As in the next 24 hours.

What I told my husband about my bladder...

Scotty, I think I have a UTI (Urinary Tract Infection) and am trying this "flushing" system a couple friends gave me to use (of drinking 1/2 gallon of cranberry juice in one shot).

WIMTS was...

Scotty I love my friends, but they are damn insane! They want me to drown my own ass in cranberry juice and float away.

After feeling the first effects of said "flushing"...

Man! I feel sick and want to puke.


WIMTS....

If they were here right now, I would barf on them. And fart, being that they never told me that the gas pains would be WORSE than when I had full-blown back labor with Hayley (and no pain meds).


What I said a while ago about the lack of sleep...

Is up at 5:40 AM. Not natural. Barely slept last night.Guess it dint help I got kicked in the head by 2 things of feet & was @ end of bed. (on Twitter)


WIMTS was....

Damn it all! Bad enough that Skyler got in to the bed. Why can't the man AT LEAST sleep on the CORRECT side of the bed, instead of letting me almost crawl on top of him, thinking something was wrong with the mattress. As for the FEET IN THE HEAD, thanks a hell of a lot to BOTH of you for giving me a headache and a lack of sleep. Now I'm gonna be grumpy all freaking day.

3 comments:

singedwingangel said...

roflmbo.. ok YOU can talk about bodily functions.. that was hilarious..

In3Dee said...

as we grow older, our body functions become pranksters. Don't try to make sense of it. Just go with the flow. LOL

Cluttered Brain said...

UTI's SUCK!
They just suck.
But cranberry juice does help...Anything to help stave off the infection....

Even though you feel as if you might float away...lol.
I hope U get to feeling better soon!!

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